and the story goes:
cara and justina were bored on this fine hot afternoon so they are going to write essays, just to prove that taitais are not only capable of playing mahjong and cards but also, very linguistically inclined. being capable of writing eloquent essays which would (eventually) help us excel in our favourite subject at school, a.k.a the general paper. so listen up and do not laugh at any of the following if not i will personally sit on you and deflate your legs.
Question 1: How do I (justina) qualify as a taitai?
Contrary to popular belief, taitai-ness does not only originate from the love and passion for mahjong, but also from our dietary habits. High-tea is an important part in the life of everyone because it keeps us in good moods. (a hungry man is an angry man remember?) Hence for me to qualify as a taitai, it would most definitely stem from my dietary habits. and in this case, it goes beyond high tea
FOOD IS GOOD.
it even rhymes! anyone who knows me sufficiently will know that i have an uncanny ability to stomach more than most girls. apart from the high class air conditioned places to dine, my other favourite dining spot would be the $10 seafood buffet restaurants at marina bay. for a mere $10, one can stuff her plate with heaps and mountains of freshly breaded black pepper fish, buttered prawns and many more.
i know its hot and smoky there and very untaitai-ish but yeah its good and all taitais have their soft spots anyway.
Question 2: What are my aspirations for the taitaituan members?
As i have given a sufficiently nonsensical and irrelevant answer to question 1, i shall (try) to make this answer more beefy.
To begin with, we need more gatherings! i think im gradually losing my taitai-ness because of the lack of such. As from today, we shall abide by the following TTRs (Taitai Regulations)
1. When there is shade, always walk in shade even if it means a longer route. cara has been quite successful in doing so, as caught redhanded by toffa today, so we all should learn from her.
2. Wear shimmy glimmy rings while playing mahjong. these look fabulous while we are washing the tiles.
3. Catch our nightly beauty sleep from 10pm-2am. what could be better than natural beauty treatments! okok, something we should all work on..especially..ME :(
4. Paint our nails. I think silver makes a nice taitai-ish yet highclass colour.
5. Carry deo around. currently only xueting does this and the rest of us stink up the place. well..not like deo smells exactly nice.
6. Learn to count 'tai' in mahjong. that will make us taitais who can count tai.
7. Begin to scout for rich old men. As the saying goes, behind every successful man there is a woman. Similarly, behind every successful taitai, there is a rich old man.
8. ZZZ dono dono dono
help this answer doesnt make sense eitherrrr..(how?!)